Friday, December 12, 2008

You know you are the mom of a preschooler if.....

So today when I caught myself saying, "Don't eat the couch!" I thought to myself you know only moms of preschoolers would have a reason during the day to yell, "Don't eat the couch!"

I think it would be neat to compile a list of things probably only moms of preschoolers do or say during the day. Please leave a comment on this post with something unique that you say or do and we'll go from there. If you are a mom of a preschooler and want to see what your friends could add to this list please post it on your blog too. If you do let me know and I will add your name here on this post!

Here is the beginning of the list:

You know you are the "MOP" when you....
  1. say things like: "We don't eat couches!"
  2. find out that there is a hole in the back of your husband's speaker because of all the toys that have been stashed there!
  3. have to explain to another human being that it is dangerous to walk around with a blanket over your head.


Ashlee said...

You know you are a MOP when you say things like:

Undies go on your bottom, not on your head....

Cheerios go in your mouth, not up your nose.

The broom is for sweeping, not knocking keys off hooks/turning on lights.

Cute blog!

Betsy said...

Don't jump up and down (to daughter who's just successfully used the toilet but hasn't wiped yet...).

We only eat food

Don't lick the screen when the dog is licking the other side

I'll update more later!

Quad Squad! said...

This is kinda late, but here's mine:

Where's the duct tape? I need to change a diaper.